Oh, Hellcats
This show is such crack.
1. Has everyone in the main cast sung solo now except for Wanda and Alice? And we end with a Kumbayaya moment with the whole cast?
2. Random Fire Fighter with Strange Accent flirts with Savannah! (But Savannah’s still in love with Dan! YES!)
3. Good overcoming Evil!
4. Super-size helping of Jesus! (It’s the South?)
Needless to say, I hope Hellcats drops the whole Attempts at Serious Drama (or, at least their Cracky Interpretation of Seventh Heaven) and focuses more on LOVE TRIANGLES and CHEER ROUTINES.
I mean, look at all the conventional plotlines you’ve been ignoring (this list from the first season of One Tree Hill alone): teen pregnancy, almost teen pregnancy, teen marriage, tattoos, dads lost at sea, car accidents, losing your virginity, heart attacks, actual drug use with consequences! TREASURE TROVE.
