TOTALLY AWESOME JOKES.

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Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A Buccaneer!

There are two fish in a tank. One says, “You take the gun; I’ll drive.”

Q: Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
A: Fo’ Drizzle!

Q: What did the mother buffalo say to her son who was going away to college?
A: BYE-SON!

I know. Genius.

You all know you love me.